Sorry mom

I just cannot believe it
The way people stare at me
Is it not a normal thing to do?
What you see on my pants is just pee!

I laughed so hard
It was impossible to hold
When I heard the joke
It was the funniest ever told

There were consequences
And now everybody is watching
My mom is really mad at me
My pants need some washing

I am glad it is over
After all there was no harm
It was no big deal
And my legs got warm.