Worm

You're fated, hated, opinionated.
You're so full of yourself.
Uncomplicated, yet over-rated,
alone upon the shelf.

You're vile, horrific. You're syphilitic.
You think you know it all.
Far from terrific, you're soporific.
You're pride precedes your fall.

You're pure neurotic. You're life's chaotic.
You haven't got a clue.
You're not exotic, you're just robotic
in everything you do.

You're hyper-critical, neuro-typical.
Right up your own junction.
You're a-political, hypocritical,
personified dysfunction.

You're cheesy, sleazy, lemon squeezy,
you make me heave and squirm.
You're a queasy, teasy, smug and breezy
inconsequential worm.