Small Talks

I get bored with one word conversations .. when I have nothing to tell,
conversation is create.
Not much to go with
but it always settle the petty talks.
It starts like..
When I was young....
I ate too much soil that my guardian wouldn't let me eat any cereals for fear that seeds will germinate inside of me
and will be forced to sell me for organs harvest.
What then will there be in store for me?