My Pennsylvania Crush:

She melts like chocolate
And half full of nuts,
Somewhere in Pennsylvania
My mouth is glued shut.

She's convient and cheap
A heck of a choice,
To satisfy my craving
That's big as a horse.

More than three reasons
I always can say,
Why she's on my mind
When I've had a long day.

When I need satisfaction
And I'm not quite myself,
My strong big ole body
Just needs alittle help.

Your packed full of fun
To my eyes a good treat,
Should I just take you now
Or wait til after I"ve eat.

It's the hardest thing ever
That I never must do,
That's telling my girlfriend
The truth about you.

For yes I do love her
But I also love you,
If your so bad for me
How come I'm not blue.

That's why I've decided
To keep you on the side,
If your outta her sight
Your not on her mind.

With both of y'all together
My tastebuds should explode,
From my girlfriend at home
And my sidekick on the road.