Michael, this made me lol and is very true nothing beats scratting at those gnat bites, I got a few yesterday when walking.

Em

Michael

Brilliant and misleading title and content I can well relate to! Your description of this with the fork and words like 'orgasmic' and 'swollen' is wonderful.

Great work,

SL

Awww yes! Love it! Nothing better than using utensils for other things than eating....