Lol Xandra that is adorable and sounds like your world is getting quite the makeover. (Mom says it was so funny and incredibly damn true). I love the style you chose, it is humorous and interesting. The word choice makes an impact that is quite funny. Well done. :)

After having kids all privacy is gone for many many many years...sigh...it does get better I can tell you that, then you get grandkids and it's all over. I love the way you formatted this out and your play on words-very unique. Well done-