COUGH. SPLUTTER, COUGH and SPLUTTER some more! 'slang' indeed, Michael, lol.

In truth, what a perfectly punchy piece that really does slap you firm in the face and catch you unawares - especially with that lovely, sweet, innocent and warm little title!
Great stuff,

SL

Hahaha hahaha!!!!!

That is all :)

Hahahahahahahah!
Nominated! I hope this wins! hahahahah this has to be shared with EVERYONE!

we all need a good laugh today!
Well done on providing it!
Thank you!

Michael!!! Raises eyebrows! This is hilarious...it reminds me of 'something' I seen back when I lived in UK...I'm not sure if it was a comedy sketch or part of a movie but, it was based in Scotland where the wee lad is at the ice cream van ordering a bottle of irn bru and the young eighteen year old assistant asks if there's anything else and he replies...aye...gonnae geeme a swatch o yur snatch....OMG...am I even allowed to say that on here? Doubt if anyone will know what I mean LOL!! Loved it :) :)

But then...there's always Mrs. Slocombe and her infamous pussy to consider???

Um Michael, I am not quite sure what you are insinuating sir! I am actually without words and for me that's a rarity lol.

Hellon,

You can't begin to imagine the sites that came up on that search!! Raised eyebrows indeed. Lol