Happy Shoppers

Well I'm a supermarket Greeter
and I'm very pleased to meet ya,
I will make your shopping trip not seem a chore.
Because if you'd care to ponder
at my double-d-entendre,
you'll be coming back for better buys, for sure.

Now my given name is Joe
and you are welcome to my show
in your super-duper super-store today.
It's the greatest show in town,
'cause the ladies' briefs are down,
and that must be worth a cheeky look, I'll say!

In the bakery, aisle 15,
you'll soon find out what I mean
when you give my lovely floury baps a squeeze.
Or just feel my juicy melons,
you'll agree, I've got some swell 'uns.
Have a rummage in my bargain box? Yes please!

So with smile and song, by golly,
I will help you fill your trolley
with my sausage and my savoury meat balls.
But if you're wanting something sweeter,
as your sugar-coated Greeter,
I'll give it to you, Madam, in the halls.

'Cause I'm a supermarket Greeter
and I'm very pleased to meet ya.
I will make your shopping trip not seem a chore.
Because if you'd care to ponder
at my double-d-entendre,
you'll be coming back for better buys, for sure.