Protest Vote

We will teach you all a lesson,
you 'political elite',
'cause we're not voting with our brains,
we're voting with our feet.

We're gonna shove it back to you,
all you 'chattering classes',
and vote to have a poker shoved
up our collective arses.

So a Brexit means a Brexit,
and a Donald means a Trump.
The best singers make an exit
to give Simon Cowell the hump.

We will vote against the rat-race,
we will vote against the rules.
We are Votey Vote McVote Face.
We vote 'strictly' for Ed Balls.

We are anti this establishment,
if you know what we mean ...
so we vote to feed our bollocks
through a mincing machine ....

'Cause the people have the power,
and the people they have spoken ....
.... But we need another box on there
that says, 'we're only jokin''