The Drive Bee

by Shelley Williams   Dec 19, 2016


A wife worth a warning,
"Beware the drive B,"
A traveler with a smile
unaware what he'll see.

The conspiracy theory
starts with Mr. Sender,
While the real danger,
follows, no surrender.

The belief of a thief
into garbage and mail,
Mr Stupid in pursuit,
He is hot on their trail.

An attempt on his life,
bomb stuck to his car,
A bee flew at his face
but it didn't get far.

"Leave me alone, bee,
can't you see I'm trying to drive,"
"Oh, the drive bee!"
as he fights to survive.

The car is stopped
arms swinging in air,
He takes off a shoe
Smacks the bee sitting there,

The car explodes
as he stands there in awe,
The strength of his shoe
in the blast that he saw.

Stanley Stupid on the hunt,
avoids danger with ease,
He vows to save the world
from the darkest of bees.

From the scene of the comedy movie "The Stupid"

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