by Ben Pickard
Jealousy born of scratches delivered in the throws of ecstasy by her man's 'mistress': that ever-so-useful backscratcher which, in my humble opinion, can be equally pleasurable, lol |
by Mr. Darcy
Ah, the cunning lover who insists his mistress use his back scratcher in the throws of passion. |
That would make the false conclusion that he was innocent, how droll! |