Mr.Whipple's Golden Rule:

It's Mr. Ripple's Golden Rule
Something he lives by,
Its always on his tongue
And always in his mind.

She has the softest touch
Such a pleasure to be around,
When she's up against him
He makes mating sounds.

She's the King of his Throne
Inside the house and out,
And when she's not around
It makes him wanna pout.

Days she hardly shows her face
It makes him lose his mind,
He always wants to hold her
For she is his only kind.

I know he thinks she's sexy
He loves her as a whole,
And always says goodbye
As he closes his toilet bowl.

She's always on his tongue
She's always in his mind,
So don't you squeeze his Charmin
Unless your in a bind.