The Angels Are The Centerfold:

In that World's most righteous magazine
Is the greatest wonder ever seen,
Where all of the Wisemen had common sence
And keep both of their eyes upon the King.

In the land of only black and white
Where not very much color was allowed,
Except the Holy blood of the Precious Lamb
Riding those pure white pages of know how.

Where the only bare naked skin
Was nailed spread eagle on a Cross,
And that picture that's in your head
Is printed in high quality and high gloss.

Where the only knock out curves
Came from the parting of a Sea,
And the only skin tone ever worshiped
Hung on a Rugged Cross for you and me.

Where curious eyes should take notice
When those rare letters are bloody red,
Because they came from a colorful mouth
Those peachy colored promises the Lord said.

For The Angels Are The Centerfold
They're spread throughout that Holy Book,
And though the pictures may be eye popping
It's the arousing Words that'll have you hooked.