Thou shalt not
Eat thine dinner
Till thou
Taketh a selfie
And posteth it
Up on the Instagrams.
Thou shalt not
Slide into the DMs
Of a person who is
Already in a relationship.
Thou shalt not
Travel anywhere
Till thou
Posteth thine location
With a silly emoji
On the Facebooks
Thou shalt not
Stand up during a
Netflix marathon
Till thine holy program
Is completed.
Thou shalt keepeth
The Amazon reviews holy,
Lest there be a mistake
In your purchase.
If thou must,
Thou shalt post up
Thine personal feelings
In a minimum of
140 characters or less
On Twitter.
It is a
Cardinal sin if
You forget to check on Yelp
The reviews of a restaurant
Before purchasing any of their products.
Whosoever is found
Practicing infidelity
Must be forced to
Create a joint Facebook account,
And for the rest of their days
They must be together,
Lest the account were to be removed
By the Facebook overlords.
Thou shalt not
Take a picture of thineself
Until thou puts the correct
Dog filter on Snapchat.
And thou shalt not
Take a picture of a
Starbucks Frappuccino
Without forgetting to add
#basic.
