Interesting piece, Craig. I am the same on a few too many glasses of red: dreamless.
Anyway, I liked the way this ended as I really wasn't expecting it.

Take care

Too easy to slip down that rabbit hole !

Can't sleep so I'll have a bottle of beer, one becomes two becomes 3 becomes 4,

You don't dream at this point. Your body is too busy repairing the damage.

And I'll be honest, when you don't have that second , third or fourth, sometimes the dreams ain't nice ones.

However I think I would rather the nightmare from here on in

Regards

Craig

Ps praised and well deserved as such

Ps stoopid is not a type error of stupid, it's just something I do

Or "stoopid" is like stressing it or its the way we are sounding it like saying
gooood! Its the title because when we think I shall dream it never always happens
or sometimes we can't even remember whether we dreamed or not or its just
the situation we are in or the mood. All in all this says I'm going to be me tonight,
and let it be let it flow...take care

ah, the dreams we have when sober..
i much like most seem to have a blank mind when falling asleep with some wine in me..

however, i cherish those nights i do rememeber dreams. well done! :)

Wonderful, clever write!