Ha! This put a very big smile on my face! Haha, this was very cool. Yeah, I think you better leave the decision to your wife so as not to start a war. I will always adore poems about the everyday life or situations and this is just so awesome. I think I will read it again and again. Great write!

Good stuff, Ken. As far as I am concerned, I care very little for what I wear; I tend to throw on a shirt and jeans most days. Although I do get the odd queer look from my wife, she tends to be good enough not to say too much about my lack of fashion sense...

Take care and all the best,

Ben