Return of the Evil Crier

So....

Upon my return the shire
It seems that the ball has sunk
unto a quagmire.
frivolous felines; mechanical monkeys
and a shower of fetish junkies!

So let it be said that this crier, is far from amused
With antics and frolics
and my apples all bruised

and who is this ‘Wiz’
and from whence did he crawl
and sneakily creep into my prestigious ball?

My mangled mood was already rotten
and on my travels almost forgotten.
BUT this scene of senile seduction
Cause no aid to my pickled reduction

The evil town crier is brewing a storm
as the Queen of Hearts arrives at dawn.
along with an entourage from the shire of Forest
Dean, who are renown artists with use of their
Guillotine.

So I leave you to clean-up this castle and keep
I must scurry and tend to my sheep.
And Ah!
The wicked Sin-derella will also attend
she is one who you should want to be-friend
her arrival soon upon a satin black horse
beware she comes from a darkened source

So until later naughty scoundrels!