The nursey rhyme truth revealed...

A spot of fun, anyone.. silly alternative Nursery rhymes :)

They sat on the water
and discussed if they outta
sail their pea-green boat
and hope it will float
upon the sea.

The owl said to the cat
“I don’t fancy that”
all our hard earned money,
we wrapped in five pound note.
..."also If we don’t stay afloat,
our lovely honey
will become gooey and runny!"

The old wise owl agreed...

"there
is no such need
I mean who writes this
Stuff, i’ve had enough!"
"We shall be wed
but at our local instead"

So they moored at their
local marina, and wed
in Joes greasy cantina

And everyone danced
under the light of the moon
In fact all that evening, through
until noon!

and..

They bought a yacht with their
their hard earned money
and a bottle of bubbly
all wrapped up safe...
lovely:jubbly