The nursey rhyme truth revealed (part 2)

Humpty Dumpty...

in fact was an old drunken grumpy
and never fell from a wall
truth is...
he fell off his bike when tiddly
one night
and cracked-up all over
the floor!

The levels he blew
were evident and
true,
and now his just-deserves
were due!

Humpty requested the kings men
take from him a specimen.
to prove the truth be a lie.

They did run a test
and they rightly guessed
he was way over the amount
of what was allowed,
and poor Humpty was booed by the
on-looking crowd.

...and to this day,

we still wonder whether
he pulled himself
together
and lived happily after
ever,
wherever