Thanks Michael, glad you enjoyed the poem and the wit, experience is the best Teacher in life and I've had tons! I was a wild ass in my younger days but after a long marriage with a God given wife, that calmed me down big time!

Thanks Mel, glad you did like my weird Tale to tell. The 50 years being married to my wife gave me lots of material to work with, especially when it comes to humor and I'm glad familiarity in our lives did not build contempt! When she is getting ready to go out with her friends, she pops in my PC room and asks; is there a hole in the back of my head (Her Hair)? I reply; yes a big one! Then I tell her no, it's good. Glad I made you laugh! The lo-vie little fuzz ball Ken

Haha, Ken! That scene is funny.