Need It Gone ASAP:

Today I put me an ad in
And I need it gone asap,
Because it's alot of worry
And I'm just about to snap.

It's gives me headaches
And plenty sleepless nights,
That's why I don't want it
Cause it doesn't suit me right.

It's reliable and faithful
So don't stress on that,
I just don't have no use for it
So I really need it to scat.

So if your out there listening
And you see the ad I posted,
An even trade would do fine
And yes that is carefully noted.

Oh please I know you hear me
So want you answer my ad,
And take this thing from me
Before my patience do go bad.

For at times my Life is blurry
And I so often stray off track,
Oh Lord deliver me from evil
And get this Devil off my back.