Web Woes

Hey dude what's your problem!
Go pick on someone your own size
What do you think I'm gonna to do?
Crawl up your nose into your insides?

Ew no thanks, I'm busy see
My web sure takes some work
My silken thread's a piece of art
The flies are just a perk

So don't come at me with that big boot
Please put that hoover away
It's you I'm doing this for you know
I'm keeping them flies at bay

I'm sorry if I startled you
Whilst resting in your bath
Me and the boys had a heavy night
So many flies, such a laugh!

But if you kill me now you'll see
Just how many flies I snare
Your home it will be invaded
They'll poo all over your pears

So anyway, if you wouldn't mind
Helping me out of this slippy place
I'll continue to guard your home from flies
And decorate it with my pretty lace.