Rapunzel

Oh come on !please! Rapunzel!
Let down your hair just like a rope.
It's ages since I've had a bit?
And I'm dying for a grope.

I know that I am not your prince,
But he is just a fool.
He's chasing deer around the woods,
When he could be using his tool.

I know the old girl won't approve,
But face it "she's a witch".
And I know she never liked me,
The stuck up nasty bi+€h.

Oh thank my Rapunze,l
I'll fly up swift as a lark.
I hope you don the underwear I bought,
The ones I got from Marks and Sparks.

Oh my gosh Rapunzel?
That really is a lot of hair!
I expected it upon your head,
But not so much down there.

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Oh come on !please! Rapunzel!
Will you finish washing your hair.
One of the twins has crapped himself,
The other drives me to despair.

I'll be out there when I'm finished love,
You know this takes some time.
So man up, change the baby!
And bring me a glass of wine.

When you have done this love?
Would you cook them both their tea.
This really is a menial task,
And it's simply not for me.

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So you thought you knew the story,
You thought you knew the tale?
But water does not look crystal clear,
When it's held within a pail.

You see, Rapunzel was a firey one,
She would not make a good wife.
Not one to do as she was bid,
They locked her in that tower at night.

She was something of a lazy girl,
But she always had a plan.
She used her hair like lure and snare
And trapped herself a man.