You sure had me fooled until I got to reading the end
This is funny and brilliant to me. Add to my favorite. All the best.

Haha, Scott! Hey, I am on the brink of shedding some tears! I felt this poem deeply but it turned out that you are in love with your drink, hehe. Nice job!

Judging comment:

You have a gift to flow a story with beautiful rhyming. And the twist in the ending was something I could never have seen coming. After the glorious revelation of the subject of your affair, I re-read everything and couldn't stop laughing. You got me (and many others) well. Every description, every image so perfectly thought of, it was a sweet mockery. Loved being made a fool. Haha. Your last lines fit in to make a perfect Jigsaw story. Beautifully done.