Kale, carrots, tomatoes and cabbage
An apple a day...
that's the habit we've established
to keep the monster at bay,
away, and under the bed -
where they will stay
Goodnight and sweet dreams
of corn on the cob, capers and olives
"Everything is okay, really, I promise."
So rest your sweet head down for slumber
Cauliflower, bell peppers, and cucumbers -
and you are what you eat-
That's why you're so inflexible
Awfully starchy, indigestible
If you happen to feel just completely useless
You're probably already a vegetable.
