come on baby now lets get sick
we're 25 now - that's about a
half-of-a-half-of-a-century
You're somebody's other half now
yet-you're-lying-in-bed-with-me
Eenie, Meenie, miney moo
catch a cheater with some glue
start a fling with someone new
why would you be with him I wonder
when ive got mye eye on you.
Anyway, listen, you're driving me crazy.
Now see, I've got these magic beans baby
and I'm just bursting at the seams, lady
to get them planted between those sweet thighs
don't hesitate, there's no need to wait -
because the comedown is never worth the high.
And take refuge in ecstasy when it comes -
before you find yourself shipwrecked ashore
soaked in salt, sweat and lies
marinating in the filth we've cast aside:
say it with me now, darling
"Monogamy's a chore"
