you're like Erin freaking Brocovich
a real regular wonder woman, superstar
larger than life with problems for ants
please do get the cement out your shoes
and swiftly put it down the front of your pants.
I guess that's what you call a rock in a hard place.
do the hokey pokey, scream and shout
go ahead -make a damn fool of yourself
cuz' that's what it's all about
hey!
cut the fat and throw it overboard
along with the damn captain sinking at sea
get all of the lead out Mr. mystery
before we all sink with it
I guess that's called leadership.
don't make me turn myself around
cuz' that's not at all what this is about