A-ring, A-Ding Ding

A-ring, A-ding ding,
Who could it be?
Just an old friend,
Named misery.

A-ring, A-ding ding,
What do you see,
A past full of regret?
No future foreseen.

A-ring, A-ding ding,
Hello, it's me.
Pick up the phone,
No greater time to breathe!

A-ring, A-ding ding
What do you need?
A Valium, an alibi?
How about some whiskey?