Snoring (acrostic) x2

by Mr. Darcy   Apr 19, 2018


Option 1

~Snoring~

still, I lie awake, listening
not sleeping anymore
options, please:
roaring sounds need
Intervention
1. nudge her gently
2. gag her with my pillow

....................................

Option 2

~Snoring~

sometimes I wonder

not knowing what to do

open up a divorce, or

rent another room

instead, I hold this pillow

next to her open mouth, and plunging. . .

gag, the irritating growwwl

.

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- Mr. Darcy
© 2018

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  • 6 years ago

    by Brenda

    Oh Michael, I am laughing...I think either option might cause bodily harm to you, lol.

  • 6 years ago

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I've had option 1 tried on me, didn't work
    A good solid wallop did work (but then I could not sleep)
    So option 2 was not needed.

    I'd still go for option 1

  • 6 years ago

    by Em (marmite)

    Hi Michael I like both as they're both impressive but prefer option 2

  • 6 years ago

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    hahaha ... both made me giggle ... I prefer option 1, but why can't you have both? :-) x
    =^.^=

  • 6 years ago

    by Mr. Darcy

    I had trouble sleeping last night. My only inspiration was nighttime breaths.

    Votes, please...

    Thanks Kitty - I could post both, but thought it might be different to put this to a vote.
    Thanks Em
    Thanks, Larry - being rudely awoken really does disturb ones sleep. I was awoken today by a screaming fox

    Option 1. Option 2.
    Kitty. . . . Em
    Larry

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