I too once owned such a temptress. I swooned whenever I walked into her room. Her legs smooth as chrome, her arms and back were too irresistible, her back led to a, dare I say, pertness that would make me want to kick my shoes off and stay a while...

Glad to see this nominated. All the best.

judges comment

I loved this piece, very funny and an insight into the male mind. We see most mundane objects as something feminine and desirable. We also become quite attached to our sofas or cars, bed favourite chairs etc. Worth an HM at least this week purely because you have taken an everyday object and given it some character. Well done (4 points)