I have a tale to tell, I know that some finger nails look like they were made in Heaven, but, I have seen some toe nails that look like they were made in Hell!
If you cut your nails right, it will be a delight, but, cut them wrong, you’ll sing a sad song, for long. Knowledge is indeed power, do you remember, that as a kid, how you thought a bite into a lemon would be sweet to eat, but, instead, the face that you made, because it was sour?
Ok, here’s my story, on my left hand, I cut the left side of the longest finger, I just cut it in a straight line, yanked out a deep piece of matter next to the cuticle. Had been thinking afore, that all would be well, but, in agonizing pain, I did yell!
Strange, how the body has so many ways to ring your bell, and, no matter how hard you try, into hard knocks does your injured finger fly. Watch out for your sneaky hammer, on that finger, it has its eye, are you doubting? Hold the nail with you left hand, swing the hammer, give it a try, Oy Vey, says I.
Guess what, a happy ending, now I’m singing a happy song, because I had cut the nail wrong, it became ingrown, causing much pain, I then removed it, and, a new calm day was born.
