banana (acrostic) #5

by Mr. Darcy   Aug 27, 2018


Bank jobs don't need
An arsenal
No!
All they
Need is: a mask/get away car
And a threatening piece of fruit.

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- Mr. Darcy
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  • 6 years ago

    by Ya----Na

    Mr Darcy, I had no idea that a single banana can make me rich. Thank you for spreading the word to the world.

    • 6 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      Thanks. Bananas are more useful than we give them credit for. For example, if you place one up the exhaust of a car it will prevent the car from running. Could be useful? Lol

  • 6 years ago

    by CJ Maleney

    I'll remember to use a banana instead of a bandana next time I decided to make a heist on canary wharf.

    My favorite fruit is pineapple which is about as threatening as a grape! Acrostic fruity gauntlet thrown down lol

    • 6 years ago

      by CJ Maleney

      You actually went and did it lol

    • 6 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      Thanks for the challenge. It produced more than either you or I could have ever predicted. Lol

  • 6 years ago

    by Brenda

    Always clever Michael...loved this:)

  • 6 years ago

    by Maple Tree

    I just love this!

  • 6 years ago

    by Mr. Darcy

    You know how I like to write tongue in cheek...
    thanks x

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