cucumber (acrostic) fruit gauntlet

by Mr. Darcy   Aug 28, 2018


Craig is environmentally friendly:
Ultra low carbon footprint
Careful to recycle,
Using only
Minimal plastics, if at all.
Bought veg always goes into pockets.
Eileen, his neighbour, did blush though at his
Rather tightly packed trousers. . .

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- Mr. Darcy
© 2018

"...By this definition, a cucumber is a fruit. It develops from the flower of the cucumber plant and contains the seeds. This also means that lots of other “vegetables” are also fruits: beans, peppers, pumpkins, peas, and of course, tomatoes. ... So in the garden- the cucumber is the fruit of the plant." website extract

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  • 6 years ago

    by CJ Maleney

    Dude I was only joking but what a job you did. Had my in stitches.

    Regards

    Craig

    Oops crossed wires lol

  • 6 years ago

    by Em (marmite)

    If this reaches front page you owe me
    Lol just kidding this was done really super super quickly but doesn't take away the poetry from it if that makes sense I only know as I checked back in not long after I challenged you without checking in at all and there it was.. Good one
    Take care x

  • 6 years ago

    by deeplydesturbed

    Excellent Mr Darcy!!!
    I am enjoying all your fruit poems :)

    • 6 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      Thanks, they are fun. :0)
      Thx for the nomination. Imagine this on the front page! *sniggers*

    • 6 years ago

      by deeplydesturbed

      HAHA thats exactly what i was thinking.. this on the front page would be gold..

    • 6 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      Thx ladies. You can't beat a "is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"

    • 6 years ago

      by Em (marmite)

      Cucumbers are always fun... Oh did I say that LOL

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