I had a feeling this would end rather sadly. Mark, I cannot believe you are that bad, despite your proclamations to the contrary.

Take care and all the best

Oh Mark, a very creative write that I just cannot believe you are not very much this wonderful person. Never sell yourself short! We all are our worse enemies. Well done on this-hugs!

Haha. I just love your sarcastic humour and this has really given me a giggle this morning. We all have this 'other' us that we'd like to be when almost always, we're absolutely great just as we are, and I strongly suspect that's the case here too.
Witty and funny and nominated! :-) x
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Excellent. Well rhymed and funny. Loved it. Milly x