When my nimble fingers apply pressure on the keys,
I don't know how else to say it; my soul is so pleased.
As I push down on those tactile switches, with a zeal,
My fingertips become drowned in such a sensual feel.
With key stability that is honestly unmatched,
my Zealios are an awesome switch, whichever batch!
Clickies may be obnoxious, with their unceasing noise,
and linears are popular with the gamer bois.
But for me, tactility will always be the best,
and Zealios dominate over all of the rest.
As Chuckling Kumquat so wisely said, I can assure
you that Zealios are the way to your feelios.