Beer and cashews?

by CRAFTY KEN   Dec 5, 2018


Beer and cashews?

Ever had a craven for a raven? What are you nuts, or just a cluster *putz? So, your tummy ain’t heard the news, cashews may clear your blues? Beer also, may make you feel fine, but drink too much, your vehicle, you may not find.

Oh, I forgot to mention, nuts can be mean, they can wreak havoc, in the gut, put your bowels in a rut, where they party on, unseen.
For some, they bring their pals, allergies, and cousins, wheeze & sneeze. Nuts love to fly, spent years doing so without any cares, today, when on a plane, if only one is found, the craft returns swiftly to the ground.

*yiddish word for not smart!

Author Ken
December 5, 2018

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  • 5 years ago

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Thanks Milly! I hope that you and yours had a great Thanksgiving, and your Christmas will be wonderful too.

  • 5 years ago

    by Milly Hayward

    Ken, i love your imaginative off the wall humour. Another piece that instantly brought a smile to my face. A real pleasure to read and glad that it has been nominated. Milly x

  • 5 years ago

    by Brenda

    Ken, I always enjoy your writes. Always inventive and creative. Keep being witty!

    • 5 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Thanks Brenda, I learned a lot of Yiddish terms from the Jewish guys I worked with; they would call me "Mishboka" (Spelling?) which meant Family. Glad that I made you laugh. Thanks for the Nomination!

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