Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy promised the wall
Mexico will pay, that was his call
"We won't pay a dime, it will be cheap"
promises that Trumpy really couldn't keep.

He organised a meeting with some of his 'friends'
old Chuck and Nancy they did attend
but he banged on the table, stormed out the door
when his request for finance they did ignore.

Sarah tried to save him, she did her best
but to make this disappear she'd be hard pressed
he took to twitter to express his views
blaming it, once more, on said fake news.

What do you do with a president so dim
things were quite dire things were quite grim
Putin didn't want him, Jong-un said "no way"
so it's in the US old Trumpy will stay.

Grumpy Trumpy sat on a wall
Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall
all of his side-kicks all of his men
couldn't put Trumpy together again.

@Hellon 14th January 2019