Fruits of the Loom

Sometimes when I'm very bored,
I like to take the time,
To contemplate the way in which we could
Make pineapples into twine.

It's not completely stupid -
It's what we need to make
Because a loom that makes cloth from fruit,
Is the future for ****'s sake.

It's odd we hand't thought of this
A long, long time ago,
But it seems that tights from dinosaurs,
Was all we seemed to know.

The future's looking brighter now,
We've found this source of thread.
But without the seeds of fruit,
For us,
Our Seeds of Time are dead.