I love this, we have the same ads here! Brilliant, good Sir :)

Hilarious!!! We have specsaver's ads in Australia and this is up there with the best :)

Hello Mr Darcy,
As clever as it is witty. We fools for love, clowns without makeup at Cupid’s expense. A delightfully composed syntuit, the last line departing perfectly. Not easy, I would imagine, so well done indeed.
Regards, Tony.