I used to be a huge Jennifer Lopez fan,
Even after she broke up with Puff Daddy aka Diddy.
Grateful for the music and pictures.
However, when she said "guys are useless until they are 33",
I took it personal.
Felt like she had dumped us,
Her young ardent fans;
That was murder!
Who believes such dismissive agendas?
A 20 year old computer engineer or sportsman and his under 33 guys,
Are actually more useful to me than her big ass.
Ex-ecution, Jelo-cution!