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by CJ Johnson Jan 15, 2022 category : Fun, humor / other
The Beard Pure white skin that I see Smoothed by a blade Razored nicely, no nicks No twelve o’clock shade 10 years younger, I look With a view of my dimple No ingrown hairs on my neck No signs of a pimple Yet tears roll down my cheek And puddle with a clink Near the bristle of my beard That lay bushed in the sink I’ve given up the dream Of six shooters on my side 10 gallon hat on my head And a stallion that I ride Or the thought of being on TV Drinking beer from a can Promoting a commercial Being The World’s Most Interesting Man Maybe I’ll try again later And let the hair grow Massage it with butter And let the hair flow Or I just let it all die Float away just like ash Go a totally different route Like a pencil thin mustache