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by Walter Aug 10, 2023 category : Fun, humor / other
I found a thread from what I wear And now I am in quite despair I do not know from where it fell I try to look but cannot tell The clothes I wear are coloured black So is the thread I want to tack No longer will I walk with grace Because this thread I can't replace I hold the thread tight with my hands I'm getting mad and make demands The thread does not cooperate And leaves me in a far worse state The thread increases in its size Maybe pulling wasn't wise! I know I've done something wrong As now the thread is twice as long! I turned to walk quickly home But in the breeze the thread would roam And then it tangled on a stick While hurrying trying to make it quick I began to run but should abort Because my pants are getting short! My home is close I am so near Before my pants will disappear I stop to cross a busy road My pants about to erode Walking slow and feeling stressed And in the middle curb I rest Panic sets when I turn around I see my thread blow on the ground An eighteen wheeler approaches fast There's no way my thread will last I run screaming towards my door The pants I wear are now no more! Relief and I am so happy As hands are reaching for my key But all I seem to touch is skin Where my pockets should begin That thread has taken all I own My keys included and my phone! I turn around and see them shine Lying on the curb incline And only in my underwear I boldly go to walk out there This is a lesson I must learn If this same problem might return Whenever you are out to travel Don't ever let that thread unravel!