What words go best with rhymes,
Something that fits with the times?
Perhaps something from long ago,
That no one really knows.
Maybe it's something random and kind,
Or something rude in your mind.
Don't you wonder how far you'll see,
Before you really have to pee?
You won't contemplate what you need,
But instead what you peed.
Ha! You peed your pants,
Surrounded by everyone's chants!