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by Nikkicola Oct 24, 2023 category : Love, romance / lost love
I hope the absolute worst for you. It’s truly the least that I can do. I hope it starts with a bird defecating on your head. On some morning you’re going to do something you dread I hope you have some important meeting to attend. And you get a haircut earlier that day sure to offend. I hope the scale shows more than you expected it to And that some big financial deal just happens to fall through I hope you lose control of your bowels in the middle of Walmart. On a day you couldn’t quite distinguish if it was more than a fart I hope your steak is too tough to chew threw. And I hope that you chip a tooth or two. I hope you accidentally spill a soda all in your PlayStation. And I hope they get the reservations wrong for your vacation. I hope your cat scratches you across the face. And I hope that you come in last in every race. I hope your bank account gets hacked and they spend it on beer. And that every little thing happens that you’ve ever feared I hope you get exactly everything that you deserve. Because in this life we get back exactly what we SERVE!