I enjoy buying figurines, in a pristine condition,
Placing the boxes in prominent positions;
I don't spare expense,
To achieve this level of experience.
I never felt the need,
To ever share my seed;
To impregnate someone unworthy,
Would make the Universe topsy-turvy!
Better hours are spent to realign,
What Kirk and Picard declined;
But Vader and Obi-Wan didn't anticipate,
How their movie tiers would be 4th-rate.
And Star Trek did bend the knee,
With Paramount+ gluttony;
So now you get the Rick and Morty laughs,
And sign your own tomb epitaphs.
And yet, I'm still here, with all my merch,
Way above, and beyond the network;
Flimsy frame, and shuttered assurance,
Doesn't guarantee a man like me would have endurance.
But don't forget a man that believes in plastic,
Wouldn't be a whirlwind of the bombastic;
You think I'm crazy, but I hear the sewer grinding;
And the swirl of the toilet is unwinding.
