I live in a town so small
we don't even have a town hall
were so small east is west
but at brewing beer we are the best
we used to mine the lead
now it seems it has gone to our heads
were called the catfish kings
Ive hardly seen NE of those things
we have a small school
where all the jocks rule
and the teachers protest their pay
every single day
we have the longest main street anywhere
i say RIGHLEY who even cares
i live in a small boring town
where the uptown is down
if u screw up in any way
everyone will ask about it the very next day
i live by the river in this place
with a cemetery cross DA road in my face
i live in a town where east is west
this town is the worst and the best
its growing on me
is this where i will always be?
not likely
