When I first met her, I saw she was Trouble,
then I looked again and I saw a Double,
so now I have her, Double Trouble,
she is the sweetest woman I ever knew,
and my love for her is steadfast and true,
then she changed her name to FrigginCute,
and I just loved it, right out of the chute,
then something happened that upset her a lot,
some Iowa guy, who thought he was hot,
he kept on buggin her all the time,
so she changes her name often, wish she had mine,
we changed to, Come On Over and Come On In,
then IthinkIcan, and I knowyoucan,
we changed so often, some I forget,
she's still Double Trouble and I love her yet,
there has been names, that lasted a day,
but there is one that will always stay,
etched in my memory so plain and so clear,
she may be Double Trouble, to me she is a dear,
the other name I will never let go,
is a name she went to and that I love so,
in her western hat and her western boots,
she is in my heart, this FrigginCute,
though she may be trouble,
and she may be a double,
she will always be my Double Trouble.