My hair

My stupid hair,it just wont grow,
like a silky river i want it to flow,
it now has been almost a year,
but my silly hair,oh dear!
I've tried every single trick i could arrange,
but the length of my hair,just doesn't seem to change!
oh come on now you silly hair!
after all my love,and all my care!
listen to me now,or you'll get a whack!
grow down fast!all the way down my back!
my stupid hair,it just wont grow,
like a silky river i want it to flow!!