You got what you were after,
And told all your friends,
And I sat in laughter,
At the messages you sent.
Told your mates I was up for it,
Some of them even asked me out,
And they got their hands on my digits,
And passed them around.
I really can’t believe you,
We hadn’t even split,
And you’d handed me over to them,
Like I was a piece of s***.
Now, I’m a one-guy-girl,
I wouldn’t date you and a mate,
And the thought makes me wanna hurl,
Your apologies are too late.
I can’t waste time on this,
I’ll find someone, who cares,
To think on it, is taking the piss,
And since I won’t date ya’ll in pairs…
I’m off out with the hottie next door
So you can laugh and scoff,
And one last thing before I leave,
You know what *****, p*ss off!
