The Fart PART 2

"It's irritable bowel" the doctor did say,
I had to make an appointment today,
I explained my problems, my embarrassment showing,
Even in the surgery my bum was blowing.
I'm afraid to cough laugh or sing,
'cause every time I do, my bum joins in,
I can't go to church,imaging my shame,
The bell chimes loudly, my bum does the same.
I should put it to music, make it my best,
I'll do the verses my bum does the rest.
I'm starting to enjoy my farting shames,
Do they need entries for the Olympic games?